This April Fools, take a trip to Brazzers University for a special lesson starring Professor Aniston and eager pupils Riley Reid and Xander Corvus. Riley and Xander are in for the hardest test of their life - but quickly realize all their problems can easily be solved using a little bit of porn logic.
Abella is wasting no time - she's ready to hop to it to celebrate Easter. Naturally, she's ready to give Dean a tasty treat by offering up her plump booty on a platter. There's certainly nothing sweeter than seeing Abella shake her tantalizing rump. Except maybe having Abella double down on Dean's dick before he gives her keister the plugging it deserves!
Cali and Alex are ready for a night on the town, but the club is nearly empty. Cali is unimpressed and wants to leave, but Alex just wants to party. Cali goes to order drinks and returns to find Alex grinding on some strangers. Pissed, Cali throws the drinks on Alex and drags her to the back to teach her how to behave.
Deep in the Twisting Twatline, Rachel and Luke are locked in battle for the League of Pornstars supremacy. Rachel has her trusty cannon ready to blow Luke away, while he's hoping that she'll be no match for his “blade”. When Luke decides to use his ultimate power by whipping out his big cock, Rachel can't help but succumb to sucking and fucking her way to an orgasm! Will her dripping wet pussy cost her the game, or will either of these pornstars be able to fight to the finish?
Alix Lynx's agent signed her up for a “meet your favorite pornstar” contest. While it's been good for exposure, she isn't too happy about it- having to meet some nobody isn't exactly how she wants to spend a Saturday night. She's pleasantly surprised to find that the contest winner is actually as attractive (if not more so) than many of her co-stars! Alix questions why Johnny Castle hasn't tried to do porn himself, and offers to “audition” him right there. At first Johnny is hesitant- he's a little shy! But his fears quickly dissolve when faced with her perfect rack, discovering he might have a knack for the adult industry after all
Katie is left all alone for the night and is feeling a little bored. So, she decides to take advantage of her free time and starts feeling a bit horny. Her little session is interrupted by her son's cellphone ringing, but she decides maybe her son's best bro can help her out. So she throws on her best bro accent and organizes a hangout sesh, but Xander doesn't know that Mrs. Morgan will be subbing in for his best bud. He's in for more than a handful when hot MILF Katie gets a hold of him - she's not satisfied until she gets that good dick deep!
Angel is a high-ranking executive with a dirty little secret - she loves a good power trip. She loves them so much, in fact, that she keeps a sneaky suction base dildo on her desk so she can get off immediately after giving an employee grief. After slacker Danny gets a well-deserved lecture, Angel mounts her trusty dildo and does her thing – within seconds, Danny busts back through the door in an attempt to “show some initiative”, catching Angel mid-squirt. Fortunately, Angel knows exactly how to keep a guy like Danny quiet about what goes on behind closed doors…
Cock starved convict Abigail Mac is locked up and lonely when she receives a love letter from Johnny Sins. Johnny professes his love for her and outlines a plan. If Abigail consents to marrying him, they'd be entitled to a conjugal visit. Abigail enthusiastically agrees and Johnny visits her in prison for some sultry husband and wife time under the watchful eye of Abigail's prison guard.
Ivy Lebelle is a bona-fide good girl, but she has a dilemma: she knows she should stay pure until marriage, but if God didn't want her to fuck: why did he give her this amazing ass? Her religious studies partner Xander Corvus is quick to point out that anal doesn't count, and is happy to make sure Ivy stays virginal by fucking her amazing ass.
Reagan will do anything to get the perfect sexy picture off to her husband. She's trying her best to up her selfie game, but still could use a little help. When her stepson, Kyle drops in she figures he'd be able to help her get a couple quality snaps. It quickly turns awkward when Reagan turns up the heat on the photo sesh. Kyle isn't used to seeing his stepmom with her shirt off, but can't help but get distracted by her quality rack. Before Kyle knows it, he's knee deep in pussy giving Reagan exactly what she needs.
Ryan has had it up to here with her clingy husband – he's always trying to do nice things for her, but his gestures never quite go as planned. When he hires Jordi, a young (but “highly recommended”) masseur, to come over and give his wife a rubdown, Ryan is anything but appreciative – despite her disappointment, she lies down and lets him do his thing. While Ryan's not a fan of Jordi's massage techniques, she finds a different way to put him to use… let's hope her hovering husband doesn't find out!
After robbing a bank, Angela and Luna head to a motel to count their newfound riches and celebrate with some steamy sex. The girls' fierce fucking is so loud that they attract the attention of Xander, the motel's manager, who tells them to quiet down or get out – other guests are complaining. But bad girls like Angela and Luna don't respond well to threats. Xander bursts in the room and catches a glimpse of their hot lesbian lovin' and cold hard cash. How will the pair of horny, hardened criminals deal with this meddling manager?
After months of waiting for her husband to come home from a business trip abroad, Princess gets ready to welcome him home with a bang by setting up a little private party, just for the two of them. She spends hours decorating the house and brushing up on blowjob tips, only to discover that he won't be coming back for another few days. After the couple have a heated argument on the phone, Danny, a singing telegram, shows up at Princess' house – an apology from her absent husband. Stubborn Princess refuses to accept the apology – she'd much rather get back at her husband by fucking Danny.
After years of creating some of the world's most exciting clothing, feisty fashion designer Krissy has found herself losing steam. It feels like ages since she's been inspired to do something cutting-edge – she's desperate to find that spark again. When Krissy asks Alex, her assistant, to try on one of her most famous pieces for old times' sake, he discovers his dick to be too big for the design. Suddenly, Krissy has a true eureka moment. Did Alex just inspire her most headline-grabbing design yet?
Nicole is a top-notch masseuse with a dirty little secret – she's constantly getting off on the job! Before giving Xander a rubdown, she sneakily slips a remote control vibrator into her panties… then hands him the remote. While Xander thinks the device sends a signal to Nicole asking her to switch up techniques, he's actually getting her more riled up every time he pushes a button. How long will Nicole be able to hide her reaction from her clueless client?
Lily is a busy CEO with little time for much else. She and her husband Jessy have set aside the day to spend with each other. After just getting into a morning BJ, she gets called into an emergency conference call. Jessy is initially frustrated, thinking that their day together was over, until Lily starts teasing him from her office while talking to her colleagues. Venturing in, Lily makes up for the unpleasant interruption by fucking Jessy while her coworkers are none the wiser.
Kleio is at home when she receives a unexpected visitor. Nickey is at the door, demanding that Kleio stop bullying her little sister. Kleio is amused and Nickey pushes her way into the house. Nickey throws Kleio up against the wall to finger her wet pussy. Kleio eggs Nickey on, until Nickey pulls out a strap-on to show Kleio who's boss!
When it comes to competing in beauty pageants, Noemie and her stepmom, Mercedes, couldn't be more different. While Noemie is more than satisfied with the title of “runner up”, Mercedes refuses to settle for anything less than gold. After Noemie loses out to another competitor, Mercedes thinks she and her stepdaughter should give Isiah, the pageant judge, a little talking to. Mercedes is convinced she can get him to change his verdict… a little backstage banging should do the trick!
Alexis comes across an outdoor fruit stand and chats up the farmer Charles. She admires the fruit on display and he explains how he grows it all himself. Alexis is impressed and Charles suggests she feel the fruit in the basket on his lap. She sticks her hand inside and admires how firm and hard the fruit is, but notices that one seems a lot longer than the others. Charles smiles as Alexis looks down and realizes that she's been stroking his cock! She hits him with her purse, but can't seem to walk away empty handed. Alexis drags Charles back to her place so she can see for herself if his cock tastes as good as it feels.
Coach Danny is shy around his star volleyball player Cathy Heaven. He's so tempted by her big bouncy tits he can't even look at her. But Cathy demands extra attention and coaching from her coach, on and off the court. Danny can't believe he's about to cheat on his wife, but Cathy convinces him it's all in the name of Physical Education.
Athena Palomino is asked by her stepdad to fix his computer. Knowing that he's probably just used up all his memory, she goes into his photo album to delete some files only to discover a collection of pictures showcasing his impressive anatomy. Keiran is extremely embarrassed to have his secret revealed, but Athena isn't at all bothered- in fact, the only thing on her mind is seeing it in person.
Xander doesn't get why his wife insists they spend their entire weekend digging through someone else's junk. He's constantly being dragged along to yard sale after yard sale, as his wife is convinced she's found some sort of hidden treasure. Lucky for him, he manages to sail straight into Kayla and Sofi's place. It might be a little inconvenient that their marriage is on the rocks, but Kayla figures that Xander's cock might be the thing that keeps them together. Getting sucked off sure beats the yard sale life, especially when Kayla and Sofi are involved. Here's hoping his wife doesn't mind them testing out the merchandise!
Riley Reid comes into the doctor's office complaining that her throat is sore and she's losing her voice. Dr. Johnny Castle examines her thoroughly, and determines that it's a case of chronic throat tightness- a common ailment that can be rectified completely with an extensive regimen of throat massage, as well as some general stress relief as a preventative measure. It seems that the procedure is working, with Riley becoming more vocal the more extensive the treatment becomes!
When Alex, a rookie male stripper, shows up to Kira's place for a house call, he expects to be dancing for a room full of rowdy bachelorettes. However, he quickly discovers that Kira has a much more intimate performance in mind and psyches himself out – he has no clue how be seductive in a solo setting! Luckily, Kira's willing to give him a few helpful pointers… and she knows exactly what she's doing.
When Isis invites her ex-husband over for a little make-up sex, he's thrilled – he can't believe she'd give him a second chance after catching him sleeping with his secretary! Little does he know that Isis is far from ready to forgive him. After tying her ex to the bed and promising some seriously kinky sex, she blindfolds him, covers his ears with noise cancelling headphones and goes to greet her current squeeze, Xander, at the front door. When Xander and Isis start fucking right in front of her ex's shielded eyes, he has no idea what's going on – making him wait must be some kind of foreplay! But when Isis takes off her ex's blindfold while blowing Xander, he finally gets the picture and freaks out. Hey, she warned him this night would be painful!
Romi is a filthy rich, socialite, wifey who's bored with her husband (AND her boy toy), and now she wants to take things up a notch by fucking a porn star. Romi finds her porn star experience at an auction where her favorite porn star Mick Blue is being auctioned off. Unfortunately, there's another hot socialite trying to compete with Romi for the purchase of Mick. Not one to let a frenemy get the best of her, Romi bids until she wins. That sneaky bitch, Moriah, has other plans though and bribes the auctioneer to find out where Mick is being delivered so she can beat Romi there and have a little preemptive fun of her own. When Romi arrives to enjoy her treat, she's furious that Moriah has had a taste and the two bicker until Moriah is able to distract Romi with Mick's huge cock. A sucker for a good fuck, the two women battle it out (sucking and titty fucking their way into Mick's favor) until Mick gives them each what they came for.
When horny housewife Eva catches lecherous leprechaun Carolina trying to steal her sex toys for her “Pot O' Dongs”, she is determined to catch the sneaky little bitch and take back what's rightfully hers. After nabbing her and tossing her around a bit, Carolina reveals that she must grant anyone who catches her on St. Patrick's Day one wish. Any guesses as to what it might be?
Danny D's dad has a mean streak, and it doesn't take his new wife Amber Jayne long to realize it. When he insults the dinner she prepared for him and Danny, she's finally fed up, telling him to get his own food if he felt that way. While he storms out, Amber takes her revenge by seducing Danny, telling him that his father doesn't deserve her if he has that kind of attitude. Unfortunately her husband comes back a little too early, catching them in the act and showing him that a little sweetness can go a long way.
